Politician: A person who will stand for what he thinks people will fall for (hahahahahaha)
Professor: Someone who talks in someone else's sleep. (HAHAHAHAHAHA pitiable, hmm?)
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. (uhm, secret revealed)
Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit. (whoever wrote this definition must understand it well)
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. (isn't that what makes it so addictive???)
Fairy tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. (what an irony)
Envy: The art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own (lucky Posh, she must've never envied anyone. at least not after she married Becks)
Celebrity: A person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (Jackie O! Jackie O!)
Gossip : A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. (my my, honesty really is bitter)
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time. (therefore i have never told a secret my whole life)
Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. (umm... understandable)
Adolescent : A teen who acts like a baby if you don't treat them like an adult. (me! me!)
Cynic: A person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing (sadly, i know who)
Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again. (i believe that's what we call vintage these days, sir)
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. (old)
stolen from anewmode twitter page
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